LeArN ChInEsE In 5 MiNuTeS

You must read them out loud or it doesn't make as much sense...

1. Thats not right........ Sum Ting Wong

2. Are you harboring a fugitive................... Hu Yu Hai Ding

3. See me ASAP............. Kum Hia Nao

4. Stupid Man...................... Dum Fuk

5. Small horse... Tai Ni Po Ni

6. Did you go to the beach?... Wai Yu So Tan

7. I bumped in to a coffee table... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

8. I think you need a face lift... Chin Tu Fat

9. It's very dark in here... Wao So Dim

10. I thought you were on a diet... Wai Yu Mun Ching

11. This is a tow away zone... No Pah King

12. staying out of sight... Lei Ying Lo

13. He's cleaning his automobile... Wa Shing Ka

14. Your body odor is offensive... Yu Stin Ki Pu

15. Great... Fa Kin Su Pah

For the losers who didnt get it..... ur dumb!! 

A LoGiCaL SoLuTiOn

Now here is a problem that finally has a formula for getting to the bottom of an age old problem.
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-*-*-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far a** kissing will take you.

A-*-*-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bulls**t and A** Kissing that will put you over the top.

StORy Of A GuY...

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."

PiCk Up LiNeS... FoR NeRdS

1. You’re like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!

2. I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves

3. You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!

4. If i was an enzyme, i’d be helicase so i could unzip your genes

5. I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.

6. Baby, you overclock my processor.

7. Be my queen and mate me with your knight moves.

8. Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive

9. You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers

10.You defragment my life

11. Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing?

12. You must be auxin, cuz u r causing me to have rapid stem elongation.

13. Baby, let me find your nth term

14. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

15. Baby i’ll treat you like my hw- I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long

16. Hey baby, can i see what’s under your radical?

17. If I were an integral, I’d fill you up.

18. I’m a fermata… hold me

19. I think my heart just lagged.

20. I wish I were your second derivative so i could fill your concavities.

21. did you just combust?? Because you’re HOT!

22. By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.

23. It doesn’t take a genius to see how gorgeous you are, but if it did, I would be overqualified.

24. Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!

25. What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply

26. Baby, you’re a 9.999999999…but you’d be a 10 if you were with me.

27. Baby, everytime i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up

28. I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.

29. What’s your sine? It must be pi/2 because you’re the 1

30. If my right leg was christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?

31. You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle.

32. Your so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract. (Muscles that make you smile)

33. When you and me get together it’s like superposition of 2 waves in phase.

34. Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency?

35. If I was sin^2 and you were cos^2 together we would be 1

36. You know.. it’s not the length of the vector that counts… it’s how you apply the force

37. If I move my lips half the distance to yours… and then half again… and again… etc…. would they ever meet? no? Well in this specific case i am going to disprove your assumption.

38. Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!

39. If i was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?

40. I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.

41. If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm?

42. Our love is like dividing by zero…. you cannot define it

43. Lets meet somewhere… you bring your beaker and I’ll bring my stirring rod

44. Baby let me be your integral so I can be the area under your curves

45. Hey baby, what’s your tanx cosx?

46. Lets get together and test the spring potential of my matress

47. Let’s discover our coefficient of friction

48. Baby, you’re so gneiss I’ll never take you for granite.

49. I less than three you….. (i < 3 you)

50. I heard you’re sin because you’re always on top when we make tangent

51. You be Flourine and I’ll be Francium and maybe later I can give you an electron

52. My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia tells me I love you

53. Whoops, I think my binomials just expanded

54. I must be Earth and you must be the Sun, cause the closer I orbit, the hotter you get.

55. Baby I wish I could live on a [integral of 1/cabin d cabin] with you.

56. Excuse me, ma’am, but can I get your seven significant digits?

57. I’m overheating because you’re stuck in my head like an infinite loop.

58. You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond!

59. Baby if you let your acid react with my base, you can count on getting 100 MOLES of my water and salt

60. *i’ll be the one over your cosx an baby, we can have secx!

61. Would you like to enjoy my laptop, I promise I don’t have any viruses…

62. i’m relativistic: the faster I go, the longer I last.

63. That dress would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s/s

64. I’m a star. Wanna taste the Milky Way?

65. I’m attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun-with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.

66. YouTube Myspace and I’ll Google your Yahoo

67. I wanna stick to u like glue-cose

68. Baby, I can feel an attraction between you and me, and it’s more than just our universal gravitation…

69. I’ll “eye” your pod!

70. B equals T x N. I think you and I should study the T and N planes in depth

T and N = osculating plane, which literally means the ‘kissing’ plane.

71. If I could rearrange the periodic table, I’d put Uranium and Iodine together.

(Uraniums symbol is U
and Iodines symbol is I)

72. Baby, we’ve got chemistry together… next period.

73. At absolute zero, you would still move me.

74. Hey baby, your Body and Love waves are rocking my bedding

75. How about we make like the change of base law, with you on the bottom, and me on top?

76. Baby if you were a 6 I would want to be your (reflection about the x-axis + then reflection about the y-axis) –>9

77. Hey baby if i supply the voltage and you a little resistance, imagine the current we can make together. (V=IR => (V/R)=I)

78. Baby stop with diet coke, you’ve got plenty of ASSpertame

79. Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?

80. Baby, lim (u->me) ∫ e^x = f(u)^n.

81. On a scale of 1-10, you’re a solid e to the power of pi

82. I think that convex butts are ALWAYS better than concave butts..you look toned

83. I wish I was your secant line so I could touch you in at least two places!

84. Baby ill be your asymptotes so i can shape your curves…

85. Would you like to see the exponential growth of my natural log?

86. If you were a graphics calculator, i’d look at your curves all day long!

87. Question: Wanna integrate my natural log?
Answer: I’ll have to be one over first…

88. hey girl, let’s get together and figure out our heat of fusion

89. it’s a good thing you’ve got evaporative cooling, cause i’m gonna make you sweat

90. hey baby, lets figure out the torque of your mass on my rod

91. baby i just drew a pic of you on my ti83 but ur sooo hot my screen melted

92. The way the light reflects off the angles of your head is extremely enchanting.

If YoU SaW Me FoR REaL

I logged on a site and answered your ad
friendship only and i was glad,
of families, partners and problems we'd chat
and i was very glad of that.

life went on and our friendship stayed true
a friend that was trusted with all that i knew,
at times (a hug is needed) i'd say
and you would return one the very same day.

it helped to know that you were there
and after years you still did care,
after time our spirits grew so close
it was inevitable i suppose.

without each other we were numb
soul mates was what we had become,
as long as we lived, we always would be
mentally together, you and me.

if we ever met, would you give me a kiss
or would you want to give it a miss,
i often wonder if you had the chance
would you even give me second glance.

thats all we have, our soul mate love
but thank our angels up above
but i often wonder how you would feel
if you ever met me alive and for real.

WiLl LoVe LaSt ?

As time has passed
the question remains
Will this love we have remain?

Will it stand the test of time
Or will it just fade away
Only you and I will know
As we pass along life’s road.

All the work we do together
Brings us closer still
But it’s love that holds us close
And love will keep us till

So know my love
My heart burns bright
It warms my heart and yours at night
It alone will keep us close
over all the ebb and flow of years.

So know I miss your touch,
and the warmth of your sweet smile.
And the laugh that warms my heart.
So please stay awhile.

So keep yourself through cold dark nights
En-wrapped in the warmth of my sweet love
And pray that love will keep us close
Through all the coming years.

OnE GeNuInE SmIlE

Pondering those eyes
And the way you smile
Each and every time
I don't know why
But, it mesmerizes me
When mere words are hard to express
As i sit and just embrace
An interest i do partake
In an opportunity to get to know you
And that one genuine smile.

FaNtAsY BaY

All week we dream of saturday
when we will meet at fantasy bay,
where we will take each other's hand
and glide along the golden sand.

into the sea i will run
and splash around and have some fun,
i then will call over to you
to join me in the sea so blue.

a moonbeam shines across your face
and then my heart will start to race
the love in your eyes will start to show
under the beautiful moonlight glow.

we then will picnic on the beach
and once again our hands will reach,
our bodies then will start to shimmer
underneath the nighttime glimmer.

to our special songs we will then dance
our cheeks will brush
when we have the chance,
we hold on tight till the very last song
and stay so close the whole night long.

the sun comes up, it's time to go
sad the night's over we move so slow
we dare not kiss or become lovers
because both our hearts belong to others.

again we will dream of saturday
when we will meet at fantasy bay,
again we will dance the whole night long
to our favorite and special songs.

I usEd To LoVe SoMeOnE...

I used to love someone
Someone used to love me,
Now I sit in silence in the dark
Wondering why you left me.

At times I’m glad you left
At times I’m sad you left,
But the best is
In my heart you never left.

Time has passed
Like the sands in the glass,
Time has part
Like I’ve watched the grass.

I used to love someone
Someone used to love me,
Now I sit in silence in the dark
Wondering why you left me.

TiLl I GeT OvEr YoU

I still can't get over your message,
it just keeps coming back to me
At times I'm feeling okay
but then it will hit me again
and I will start feeling sad and low
You told me to find somebody else,
since you'll just hurt me
After what you have shown me,
you want me to just walk away
It feels really awful
I thought we shared something special,
yet it's just so easy for you
to cut me off just like that
I know in time I'll be okay,
it's not any time soon
but eventually I'll get there
and when I finally do,
I hope I can smile, look straight in your eyes,
and say "thank you, I'm over you."

LeTtInG Go...

Today I found out that your feelings
for me are gone
They will no longer be here,
so I have to be strong
But the truth is, our feelings aren’t the same
My feelings for you still remain

I’m going to miss the times we were together
Saying our love would last forever
I never thought your love for me would end
And now I’m left with pain that will never mend

I wish I could see you one last time
So I can see what was once mine
I can still imagine you standing next to me
But I know it will never go back
to the way it used to be

And ever since that summer day
My love for you will always stay
But those are feelings I can no longer show
Because today, you let me go.

NoT jUst A DrEaM...

Lying still in bed
Thoughts running through my head
Blush on my cheeks
As I continue to think
About how you make me feel
So happy
I love the way you smile
And that I can make you do it
I love our talks
And your laugh
I want to be next to you
To hold you close
And know that you are real
Not just a dream
You’re not just a dream.

ReSt In PeAcE...

I wish you were here again,
we had so much fun towards the end,
i cried for you every night,
why did you have to see the light?

It shouldn't have been time for you to go,
there was so many things
you were suppose to know,
you were suppose to live your life,
and one day become a beautiful wife,
you were the one i was able to look up to,
all the things you helped me get through,
your hugs i miss them very much,
i would do most anything
just to feel your touch.

Your laugh is all i wish to hear,
whether it can be far or near,
best friends we promised till the end,
but we didn't get alot of time to spend,
i wish you were here right now,
if only i could bring you back some how,
i would turn the hands of time back around,
you're the best friend i had ever found,
i miss you alot i really do,
i miss you alot..and i love you too...

Stand By Me

When the night has come
And the land is dark
And the moon is the only light we'll see
No I won't be afraid, no I won't be afraid
Just as long as you stand, stand by me

And darlin', darlin', stand by me, oh now now stand by me
Stand by me, stand by me

If the sky that we look upon
Should tumble and fall
And the mountains should crumble to the sea
I won't cry, I won't cry, no I won't shed a tear
Just as long as you stand, stand by me

And darlin', darlin', stand by me, oh stand by me
Stand by me, stand by me, stand by me-e, yeah

Whenever you're in trouble won't you stand by me, oh now now stand by me
Oh stand by me, stand by me, stand by me

Darlin', darlin', stand by me-e, stand by me
Oh stand by me, stand by me, stand by me.

Ben E King

WhAt Is A DaD ?

A dad is someone who
wants to catch you before you fall
but instead picks you up,
brushes you off,
and lets you try again.

A dad is someone who
wants to keep you from making mistakes
but instead lets you find your own way,
even though his heart breaks in silence
when you get hurt.

A dad is someone who
holds you when you cry,
scolds you when you break the rules,
shines with pride when you succeed,
and has faith in you even when you fail...

WhErE LoVe Is...

Lonely hearts, shattered dreams,
Searching for renewed hope
Through cyberspace connections.
A smile, a note,
Sleeping silence
charged with whispered secrets,
wants, desires, and fantasies.
Moonlit journeys taken
In order to explore the past,
and the present.
Marking mysterious paths
into unforeseeable futures.

The air turns tense as the anticipation of needs
left too long unfulfilled,
explode to the surface.
Self restraint and wanton desires
Battle for control.
Lips press gently together,
Hands search for the warmth of skin,
Tongues taste heated breath.
Liquid heat,
scalding blood,
wake memories of languid pleasure.
Desperation,
the desire to feel flesh against flesh.
Blinding, sensual urges
cry out for satisfaction.

Scalding flesh seeks solace
As discard clothing litters the floor.
The eternal rhythm of man and woman
Sacred symphony of love.
Naked bodies joined in frantic fascination,
Tangled, sweat drenched sheets
Saturated with the feral scent of ecstasy.
Sated lovers wrapped in each others arms
Gaze with wonder into each other's eyes.

LoVe'S AfTeRgLoW

I love to see you sensually draped,

In the after glow of love’s refrain.

The tresses of your brown hair,

Disheveled by uncontrolled desires,

Luscious lips that once wore red

Now lie pale, naked and silent,

The gentle breathing of your tanned body

Glistening with drops of love’s passion,

Your bruised breasts seeking repose

From amorous lips that worshiped there,

And your sea-green eyes now bowed

In prayer and contemplation,

But on your beautiful, angelic face

Sits a sweet smile of contentment.

RaNdOmZ ThOuGhTzZz...!!

It's just a time lag, I cannot define. Really stressing out to overcome it but falling deeper and deeper. I look out for directions but always stumble upon on my way. Life is not perfect everyone says but at least they have a life and I don't even feel that.

Never knew the circumstances could drag me in such manners that I never expected. Falling down and rising up was always seen but digging into that deeper shell where you are not able to grab to anything to climb up is really worse.

Where you knew that bunch of people you can trust upon are only letting things down for you, seems a world broken into pieces that cannot be adjoined with anything. Its scattered difficult to recollect, difficult to regain.

Sadness has being a part of me inside which is just pushing me away from all things. Really fighting it out but there is no call apart from what a small spark is inside of me that keeps me walking like a dead soul. Fed up, arrogated, frustrated, trembled are all words defining my agony, my prologue, my attitude which is not I want to be but yes but is the only word that is helpful at this moment of time.

Why I am getting such annoyed, was it being too nice to people around me, was it making others happy, was it just listening to others, was it my short tempered, was it my emotions, was it my aimless life, was it the casualness, was it my feelings, what was it ? who is it ? I simply don't know. It's something yet to be explored but seriously I don't find it that much simple to fight it out alone.

Don't know what wrong deeds I did that has fallen me so hard that its getting really difficult to stand up. Its like a crush to the bones where you have the endless pain every time you try to wake up. Even tears don't fall off to make me feel comfort, they also remain inside just to make my heart sink deeper in the thoughts that just makes me weak & nothing else.

Really wanna scream that song "Time where did you go, why did you leave me here alone, wait don't go so fast, I am missing the moments....Wait for me this time."

Really pushing hard & hard & hard but everything just seems an illusion. Nothing in reality, just stuck down, bent down, crawling up but can't make it.

Words are tripping...Sorry Life, will get back to you sooner or later; I even don't know.

Let's see what can be done... !!

TiMe...

Time, where did you go?
Why did you leave me here alone?
Wait, don't go so fast
I'm missing the moments as they pass
Now I've looked in the mirror and the worlds getting clearer
So wait for me this time
I'm down I'm down on my knees I'm begging for all your sympathy
But you (I'm just an illusion) you don't seem to care (I wish that I could)
You humble people everywhere (I don't mean to hurt you)
Now I've looked in the mirror and the worlds getting clearer
I'll take what you give me. Please know that I'm learning
So wait for me this time
I should've know better
I shouldn't have wasted those days
And afternoons and mornings
I threw them all away
Now this is my time
I'm going to make this moment mine.
(I shouldn't have wasted those days)
I'll take what you give me. Please know that I'm learning
I've looked in the mirror
My world's getting clearer
So wait for me this time ..


Time - Chantal Kreviazuk

By OuR LoVe...

In the name of Love
I give you my all
And whatever it takes
I'll give you more

By our love
I'll give you the best
One can ever give in love,
Guess what...? My heart.
For am sure we both can't part.

It is good to be in love
With one like you.
But what we give makes true.
So for now and ever
I give you my heart.

112 WaYs To SaY... I LoVe YoU

English - I love you
Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief
Albanian - Te dua
Arabic - Ana behibak (to male)
Arabic - Ana behibek (to female)
Armenian - Yes kez sirumen
Bambara - M'bi fe
Bangla - Aamee tuma ke bhalo aashi
Belarusian - Ya tabe kahayu
Bisaya - Nahigugma ako kanimo
Bulgarian - Obicham te
Cambodian - Soro lahn nhee ah
Cantonese Chinese - Ngo oiy ney a
Catalan - T'estimo
Cheyenne - Ne mohotatse
Chichewa - Ndimakukonda
Corsican - Ti tengu caru (to male)
Creol - Mi aime jou
Croatian - Volim te
Czech - Miluji te
Danish - Jeg Elsker Dig
Dutch - Ik hou van jou
Esperanto - Mi amas vin
Estonian - Ma armastan sind
Ethiopian - Afgreki'
Faroese - Eg elski teg
Farsi - Doset daram
Filipino - Mahal kita
Finnish - Mina rakastan sinua
French - Je t'aime, Je t'adore
Frisian - Ik hâld fan dy
Gaelic - Ta gra agam ort
Georgian - Mikvarhar
German - Ich liebe dich
Greek - S'agapo
Gujarati - Hoo thunay prem karoo choo
Hiligaynon - Palangga ko ikaw
Hawaiian - Aloha Au Ia`oe (Thanks Craig)
Hebrew - Ani ohev otah (to female)
Hebrew - Ani ohev et otha (to male)
Hiligaynon - Guina higugma ko ikaw
Hindi - Hum Tumhe Pyar Karte hae
Hmong - Kuv hlub koj
Hopi - Nu' umi unangwa'ta
Hungarian - Szeretlek
Icelandic - Eg elska tig
Ilonggo - Palangga ko ikaw
Indonesian - Saya cinta padamu
Inuit - Negligevapse
Irish - Taim i' ngra leat
Italian - Ti amo
Japanese - Aishiteru
Kannada - Naanu ninna preetisuttene
Kapampangan - Kaluguran daka
Kiswahili - Nakupenda
Konkani - Tu magel moga cho
Korean - Sarang Heyo
Latin - Te amo
Latvian - Es tevi miilu
Lebanese - Bahibak
Lithuanian - Tave myliu
Malay - Saya cintakan mu / Aku cinta padamu
Malayalam - Njan Ninne Premikunnu
Mandarin Chinese - Wo ai ni
Marathi - Me tula prem karto
Mohawk - Kanbhik
Moroccan - Ana moajaba bik
Nahuatl - Ni mits neki
Navaho - Ayor anosh'ni
Norwegian - Jeg Elsker Deg
Pandacan - Syota na kita!!
Pangasinan - Inaru Taka
Papiamento - Mi ta stimabo
Persian - Doo-set daaram
Pig Latin - Iay ovlay ouyay
Polish - Kocham Ciebie
Portuguese - Eu te amo
Romanian - Te iubesc
Russian - Ya tebya liubliu
Scot Gaelic - Tha gra\dh agam ort
Serbian - Volim te
Setswana - Ke a go rata
Sign Language - ,\,,/ (represents position of fingers when signing'I Love You')
Sindhi - Maa tokhe pyar kendo ahyan
Sioux - Techihhila
Slovak - Lu`bim ta
Slovenian - Ljubim te
Spanish - Te quiero / Te amo
Swahili - Ninapenda wewe
Swedish - Jag alskar dig
Swiss-German - Ich lieb Di
Surinam - Mi lobi joe
Tagalog - Mahal kita
Taiwanese - Wa ga ei li
Tahitian - Ua Here Vau Ia Oe
Tamil - Nan unnai kathalikaraen
Telugu - Nenu ninnu premistunnanu
Thai - Chan rak khun (to male)
Thai - Phom rak khun (to female)
Turkish - Seni Seviyorum
Ukrainian - Ya tebe kahayu
Urdu - mai aap say pyaar karta hoo
Vietnamese - Anh ye^u em (to female)
Vietnamese - Em ye^u anh (to male)
Welsh - 'Rwy'n dy garu di
Yiddish - Ikh hob dikh
Yoruba - Mo ni fe.

ReAsOnS To LoVe...

Each time that we touch,
every day that goes by
At night as we snuggle,
each breath that you sigh

With a tilt of your head, and sparkle of eye
The joy in that laugh, the times when we cry

Everything that you do,
and with all that you say
Tells me you love me,
for more than today

And surely you’ve seen, how we fit like a glove
Seemingly gifted, from heaven above

For all of these reasons, and so many more
It’s you that I love and will always adore.

A MeSsAgE ...

Dear Girls (from us guys)...

*Don't assume that guys won't care where you are, because we do.
It makes us feel secure to know that our girlfriends aren't off flirting with guys we've never heard of.

*Also, don't talk about your ex-boyfriends.
We never have, nor ever will respect or like them, nor do we want to hear about them.
When you do, you're asking your boyfriend to be jealous.
You're asking your boyfriend to lose trust.

*On that, don't hump everything that walks into the room.
We don't care if you talk to other guys.
We don't care if you're friends with other guys.
But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off.
It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.

*Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it.
Don't tell us we're wrong.
We'll stop trying to convince you.
The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.
Yeah, you can quote me.

*Don't be mad when we hold the door open.
Smile and say "thank you."
Let us pay for you.
Don't "feel bad."
We enjoy doing it.
It's expected.
Smile and say - everybody together now - "thank you."

*Kiss us when no one's watching.
If you kiss us when you know nobody's looking we'll be more impressed.

*You don't have to get dressed up for us.
If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have, put on every kind of makeup you own.
We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are.

*Don't flirt with guys when we're not around.
We'll find out. Trust us.
We have eyes everywhere.
And when we find out, we're pissed.
Not necessarily with the guys you flirted with, more-so with you.

*Don't take everything we say seriously.
Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.
Don't get angry easily.
Stop using magazines/media as your bible.

*Don't talk about how hot Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt is in front of us.
It's boring, and we don't care.
You have girlfriends for that.

*Whatever happened to the word "handsome"?
Why does everything have to be "hot/sexy"?
I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with "Hey handsome!" instead of "Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy" or whatever else you can think of.
Claiming girls or guys to be "hot" shows immaturity.

**Girls, I cannot stress this enough: if you aren't being treated right by a guy, don't wait for him to change.
Ditch his sorry, disgrace-to-the-male-population ass, and find someone who will treat you with utter respect.
Someone who will honor your morals.
Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.

My LoVe, We BeLoNg... !!

Love with me and live forever more.
Trust in me and feel what love has in store
For I love and want no one else but you
For this is our reality our time is due
Because you see every moment there’s a song
Telling us our heart do belong
With every song there’s a dream
A chance at love a time to redeem

To live a fantasy in our reality
This love is just not a formality
For now we live a fantasy of love
A reality so strong we take hold of
So within our hearts this love is real
The test of time we will totally feel
Our hearts and soul will always know
Love has its truth and time will show..

LoVe Is....

I love to feel your passionate kiss
and your loving arms I truly miss
I love the way you touch my skin
with untold pleasures from deep within
I love the way you caress my soul
when we make love my body feels whole
I love the touch of your embrace
and the look of love upon your face
I love the way you make me feel
with your tender love "is this for real"
I love the thought of being together
to be as one for ever and ever.

WhIsPeRs....

When I close my eyes, I hear a voice
Deep inside me, I hear you calling me
Whispering softly; expressing your rejoice
For the love you could now set free

I have no doubt, the deeper inside I look
I see your presence around my soul
You know my heart wasn’t all you took
It wasn’t the only thing you stole

So deep in my thoughts at night
I hear you whisper my name as I dream
Don’t be afraid; everything’s alright
No matter how things might seem

Whispers is what I hear when I am alone
Coming from your soul and your heart
Telling me that I’m not on my own
There’s nothing that would keep us apart.

JuSt YoU.....

I look into your eyes of crystal bluey green
so clear and bright the sexiest i've seen
every line on your face lights up your smile
as I sit and look and gaze for a while
your hands are so tender
and fit perfectly in mine
oh! to be together till the end of time
your body curls around me, so warm and snug
tender enveloping me with a passionate hug
I miss your loving when you're away from me
would be so nice if we were both free
and I love the closeness we have between
it's deep, it's sensual you know what I mean
but I'm happy with what we have both got
cos when we're together
we're seductive and hot.

YoUr SmiLE..

you gave me a smile as you turned to me
the look of love I could plainly see
your tender touch I feel on my skin
bringing forth love from deep within
you caress my body your arms enfold
we begin to make love your close to hold
your fingers trace down onto my thighs
your intimate love puts me on high
our pulsating bodies don't want to part
we now know what's felt within the heart
we've reached the point of no return
our bodies entwine with passion and burn
you touched the depth of my very soul
I feel desired, so loved I'm whole.

SoUl MaTe

think I've finally found my soul mate
was it destiny or was it fate
you touched me softly and reached my soul
we are as one, we are as whole
I love your touch and tender kiss
and your loving arms is sheer bliss
you're my miror image my inside out
it's definitely kismet, of that there's no doubt
you put love back into my lonely heart
we know it was meant, right from the start...

OnE Of A KiND !!

Liking you is a must,
Without dying thoughts or miserable lust.
Wanting you in my life,
Hard to find like an original spice.
You're the main ingredient,
Understanding through obedience.
Patience is what we'll follow.
Consumed thoughts such as a run on,
We're the main ingredient.
Understanding with obedience,
as if the moon is still at night,
the shoulder to lay on in spite.
How long can we do this,
Without that dying thought,
We'll endure in it.
My life, my love, my world....

SoMeTiMeS It'S JuSt HaRd To PrOvIdE TiTlE To ReAliTy..

I Wish you didn't love me
I wish you'd make this easy
It was love that caught me
Now it's fear that keeps me with you
I want to be by your side
So I can close my eyes
To the growing emptiness inside that kills me
When I'm with you
You try to break me Try to hate me
So you can fall out of love
You want to make me believe that I'm crazy
That I'm nothing with out you.

It's unbelievable but I believed you
Unforgivable but I forgave you
Insane what love can do
That keeps me coming back to you
You're irreplaceable but I'll replace you
Now I'm standing on my own
Alone.


Unbelievable - Kaci Brown

21 RuLeS Of LiFe !!

1. Marry the right person . This one decision will determine 90% of your happiness or misery.

2. Work at something you enjoy and that's worthy of your time and talent.

3. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

4. Become the most positive and enthusiastic person you know.

5. Be forgiving of yourself and others.

6. Be generous.

7. Have a grateful heart.

8. Persistence, persistence, persistence.

9. Discipline yourself to save money on even the most modest salary.

10. Treat everyone you meet like you want to be treated.

11. Commit yourself to constant improvement.

12. Commit yourself to quality.

13. Understand that happiness is not based on possessions, power or prestige, but on relationship with people you love and respect.

14. Be loyal.

15. Be honest.

16. Be a self-starter.

17. Be decisive even it it means you'll sometimes be wrong.

18. Stop blaming others. Take responsibility for every area of your life.

19. Be bold and courageous. When you look back on your life, you'll regret the things you didn't do more than the ones you did.

20. Take good care of those you love.

21. Don't do anything that wouldn't make your Mom proud.

I Am ThAnKfUL !!

FOR THE PERSON
WHO SAYS IT'S HOT DOGS TONIGHT,
BECAUSE SHE IS HOME WITH ME,
AND NOT OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE.

WHO IS ON THE SOFA
BEING A COUCH POTATO,
BECAUSE HE IS HOME WITH ME
AND NOT OUT AT THE BARS.

FOR MY TEENAGE SISTER
WHO IS COMPLAINING ABOUT DOING DISHES
BECAUSE IT MEANS SHE IS AT HOME,
NOT ON THE STREETS.

FOR THE TAXES I PAY
BECAUSE IT MEANS
I AM EMPLOYED.

FOR THE MESS TO CLEAN AFTER A PARTY
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE
BEEN SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS.

FOR THE CLOTHES THAT FIT A LITTLE TOO SNUG
BECAUSE IT MEANS
I HAVE ENOUGH TO EAT.

FOR MY SHADOW THAT WATCHES ME WORK
BECAUSE IT MEANS
I AM OUT IN THE SUNSHINE

FOR A LAWN THAT NEEDS MOWING,
WINDOWS THAT NEED CLEANING,
AND GUTTERS THAT NEED FIXING
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE A HOME.

FOR ALL THE COMPLAINING
I HEAR ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT
BECAUSE IT MEANS
WE HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH..

FOR THE PARKING SPOT
I FIND AT THE FAR END OF THE PARKING LOT
BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM CAPABLE OF WALKING
AND I HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH TRANSPORTATION.

FOR MY HUGE HEATING BILL
BECAUSE IT MEANS
I AM WARM.

FOR THE LADY BEHIND ME IN CHURCH
WHO SINGS OFF KEY BECAUSE IT MEANS
I CAN HEAR.

FOR THE PILE OF LAUNDRY AND IRONING
BECAUSE IT MEANS
I HAVE CLOTHES TO WEAR.

FOR WEARINESS AND ACHING MUSCLES
AT THE END OF THE DAY
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE BEEN
CAPABLE OF WORKING HARD.

FOR THE ALARM THAT GOES OFF
IN THE EARLY MORNING HOURS
BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM ALIVE.

YoU WeRe ThE OnE....

You were the one,
You were my everything
Never apart,
No one in-between
Then one day,
When you went your own way
You felt justified,
And I was mortified
But today...
You are just a picture
And a thousand memories
Is all I take with me
'Cuz your smile
Is just too much to see
You're just a thousand memories
Fantasies, broken dreams
Reveries, sordid histories
Following my heart,
Laden with reaction,
Without calibration or design
Committed to a trial,
A life of understanding
Can't somebody show a sign to you
For me to see if you only knew....


1000 Memories -- Bad Religion

YoU AnD I

Lay here beside me, hearing my heart
Softly I’ll whisper my feelings for you
What you’ve meant to me from the start
How you make me feel the way I do

So here I am with open arms
Hoping you'll see what your love means to me
There’s nothing to hide in these arms
Just a love that runs deeply and free

Living without you is being alone
And I hope that someday you’ll come back
And make this place feel like a home
Before this fragile heart begins to crack

As I dream I don’t want to wake
And find that you’re not next to me
Because without you my heart will break
By my side is where I always wanted you to be

You and I is how my soul has seen us
You and I is all my hearts every known
You and I was all I wanted nothing less
You and I to always be on our own.

WhEn wOrLdS cOlLiDe...

I retreated to the slumbering couch
To read about “the big bang” theory,
When out of the corner of my eye
I saw you glide by like retreating darkness.

Tall and elegantly dressed
You sat down two chairs from me
Oblivious of the cosmic stir
You had set in motion in my universe.

I tried to concentrate on the dominant forces,
Present at the first moment of creation.
As if that could somehow compare
To the strong force now rippling within my heart.

You stood up to announce your departure,
And as you walked by quietly, you glanced down,
And pierced the silence with a Mona Lisa smile,
To let me know, that you knew.

That no matter how strong
The forces that hold this universe together
There is no force of attraction, not even gravity,
Stronger than that between a man and woman.

WhIsPeR Of ThE WiNd....

I hear your voice, whispered in the wind,
It calls softly to me
I know when I hear it,
That you want to be with me.

The wind moves my hair about my face
In the manner that you do;
When, in your arms I am embraced
My love I give to you.

It reminds me of your fingers
When you touch my face;
It tells me of your love
In your heart’s secret place.

It brings your thoughts to me
each time we are apart,
It keeps our thoughts together
And stirs within my heart.

Oh, would it be that we could meet
Above the breezy sky,
And bind your wings with mine complete
So, together we could fly.

I hope this wind will blow your way
To brush your face as mine;
Till we are one for every day
Our love and lives combined.

OuR SoUlS MeEt At NiNe...

Every evening dead at nine
we go in our gardens dead on time,
me on my step and you at your gate
neither of us will ever be late.

We clear our minds and think of each other
knowing our souls will meet together,
my body stays, my soul floats away
to be with you again today.

I land behind you and kiss your neck
with a slight and breezy gentle peck,
you turn and smile,you are aware
that I've arrived, you know I'm there.

Our souls have met, they act as one
your soul is happy that i have come,
together under the sky above
they hug so tight and fill with love.

After a while their time is up
they have to part like a love sick pup,
back to their owners they travel again
tomorrow they will do the same.

SpEaK YoUr MiNd, EvEn If YoUr VoIcE ShAkeS...

There are so many times we just stuck ourselves, we find reason why, what, what the hell, etc, etc but none give us the answers. People like us are so much trying to make one another day but yet sometimes we find our self jumbled up by our own static thoughts. They are hard to wash away, they are difficult to cling away from.

We can either just waste our day thinking or can move ahead, always we got the choices but we as our heart is a child, it always have the attitude to attach to them. So I know it's tough time to make a move & go ahead from that moment but if you can just tilt your attention towards your other things, you'll definitely come over. A recent example, I hate to study, I know it's important for me and that's what I'll have something that no one can snatch away from me, but I was so influenced by random thoughts that I just could not sit to study. Then suddenly there was a call from one of my best friend and I just stupidly said, I can't spare time to study, what to do? So she sincerely gave me some good cautions & advices; that next day,books were open & surprisingly I was studying. So the motive behind this elaboration is speak your mind, no matter how much your voice shakes. It'll always open up new ways for you to move on & let your thoughts again re visualize towards something you have been missing a while.

If there is a thought in your mind right now don't hold it for long. The longer you hold on to it, the more you dwell upon it. Give it enough life, the more life you will give & it will definitely become real. So make sure the thought is indeed a great one.

Never fear of thinking just channelize it and you'll definitely will move up and you will make your day.

Keep Smiling..

LoVe Is ShOwN In YoUr DeEds, NoT In YoUr WoRdS...

You are my one true love
Dreaming to be with you all throughout the night
Hoping to be with you someday
To share my love for you.


You are my one true love
Although many years have passed
You are still my heart
Sitting deep down inside

You are my one true love
Who makes my day brilliant
Shining as the sunny day
As you gave your smile to me..

You are my one true love
Who takes the pain away from my heart
Knowing you still care
And loving me this much

You are my one true love
Though I know I can’t see you
As often as I wanted to
Even to hold you in my arms
All thought out the night

But deep inside my heart
You are the one I love
Wishing to wake up beside you
And not letting you go….

ApPrEcIaTe YoUr LiFe !!

Count the hours, the days will itself be made. Well a nice quote to start with, what matter are the moments, sometimes we can't even control years of bond & sometimes it just like a spark that ignites the new bond which I called as beautiful friendship.

Whenever I feel life is just too hard on me, I always got new people around me to support, that's why I got immense trust on God, because it's just a magic. The last words on my relationship was merely a good bye, that day I promised to myself that no matter how the world gonna take me, I'll never say goodbye to anyone, because it really hurts.

I read hundreds of books on love, philosophy & positive life but you know none works, untill you are ready to accept the situations. It takes immense time of patience or so called frustrations that you develop but don't be afraid that's normal.

Bend your life to the new situations and also believe in creating situations that bends towards you. That's my own opinion, it might not be that attractive in listening but I frame you an example, whenever we go for giving exams, we cannot change them, we need to bend towards them by studying. And on the other hand, we could work hard in our job to create situations according to us. I hope both perspectives are quite clear.

Life's just like a treadmill. No matter how fast you go or how hard you try, you'll sometimes never get anywhere. It's like riding a fast roller coaster blindfolded. There will be ups and downs, and you won't know when there will be sharp turns..you won't even know when it'll end.

So don't mind if in life we cannot get things, just be happy for the moment that came in your life. Party hard & work harder, never let go off your good thoughts. Find a person whom you love to talk too, there are many good people only thing is never make someone your priority. Always be ready to give and not give up.

That's all folks for today.

We CaNnOt Do GrEaT ThInGs On ThIs EaRth, OnLy SmAlL ThInGs WiTh GrEaT LoVe..

I Found You !!

I found love where I least expected to
it was right there in front of me
all the while. you light up the room
with your smile you stole my heart


You take my breath away now all
I want is you, to lose myself
in your loving arms, to share
everything with you to dream with you.

And experience all the little things
of life with you we accept each
other for who we are and always
find sweet serenity in each others
arms. It is you that I see it is
me I found you I found love.

OnE DaY YoUr LiFe WiLl FlAsH BeFoRe YoUr EyEs. MaKe SuRe It'S WoRtH WaTcHiNg...

I stood out under the darkening sky.

My palm stretched.

A drop of rain fell on it.

It glistened like a tear...

and reminded me of all those tears

you promised me I would never shed.

And I looked at the drop of rain,

and then could see it no more

as my eyes vied with the rain.

and

the rain

ceded victory to me.

ThE LoVe We GiVe AwAy Is ThE OnLy LoVe We KeEp....

Give It Away

Why do we sometimes go out of our way to avoid the things

That are most important?

We should go out of our way for others

And whatever they need

Then it will come back to us with what we need

We fear and want and worry

About the things we cannot change

We wait until things are right

Before we can be happy

Then another thing comes along

Why do we want, yet won’t give

The time, the words, the chance

For someone else to get close and touch our heart

If you need it or want it

Give it away.

WaLkInG AwAy ToWaRdS NeW FuN & MaGiC...

Sometimes some people get me wrong
when it's something I've said or done
sometimes you feel there is no fun
that's why you turn and run
but now I truly realize
some people don't wanna compromise
well I saw them with my own eyes spreading those lies
and well I don't wanna live a lie, too many sleepless nights
not mentioning the fights, I'm sorry to say lady...

Well I'm so tired baby
things you say you're driving me away
whispers in the powder room baby
don't listen to the games they play
girl I thought you'd realize
I'm not like them other guys
coz I saw them with my own eyes
you should've been more wise...

I'm walking away from the troubles in my life
I'm walking away oh to find a better day
I'm walking away from the troubles in my life
I'm walking away oh to find a better day
I'm walking away.....


Walking Away - Craig David

DoN't MisS YouR ToDaY !!

Today was yesterday's tomorrow

Today will be tomorrow's yesterday

Yesterday's today was yesterday

Tomorrow's today is tomorrow

Yesterday's day after tomorrow is tomorrow

Tomorrow's day before yesterday was yesterday

The day before yesterday's tomorrow was yesterday

The day after tomorrow's yesterday is tomorrow

The day before yesterday's day after tomorrow

And the day after tomorrow's day before yesterday

Are both today

The day after tomorrow's tomorrow

And the day before yesterday's yesterday

Are both too far away

Today turn into yesterdays

Tomorrow never comes

I think my tomorrow is today

Or maybe it was yesterday

Damn

I'm not sure which is which, anyway

So this is all I have left to say

Don't worry about the future

Don't turn your mind to the past

Just live this moment while it lasts

For far too soon it will also pass

And don't forget

Today's today is today

Where does all the time go?